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Dendreon Corporation - Why did the chicken cross the road? Answers from Some Famous People... - DNDN - InvestorVillage
BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE!
The
chicken wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MCCAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the
need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on
the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to
crossthe road.
This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure
-- right from Day One!
-- that every chicken in this country gets the
chance it deserves to crossthe road.
But then, this really isn't
about me
DR.
PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he
must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it
goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road.
What we need
to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his
'CURRENT'problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why
he wants to crossthis road so bad.
So instead of having the chicken
learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm
going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive acrossthe
road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W.
BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not.
The chicken is
either against us, or for us.
There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image
of the chicken crossing the road...
ANDERSON COOPER- CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed to have accessto the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken crossthe road, I am now against it!
It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's
intentions.
I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road be cause he's GUILTY!
You can see it in
his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going.
I had a
standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price
dropped to a certain level.
No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken crossthe road?
Did he crossit with a toad?
Yes, the
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain.
Alone.
JERRY FALWELL:
Because the chicken was gay!
Can't you people see the plain truth?'
That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that
chicken is gay.
And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too.
I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that
the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmlessphrases like
'the other side.' That chicken should not be crossing the road.
It's as plain and as
simple as that.
GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody
told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting?
In a few moments, we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its
life lon g dream of crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to crossthe road.
JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only crossroads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
check book.
Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken.
This
new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C%
reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really crossthe road, or did the road move beneath
the chicken?
BILL CLINTON:
I did not crossthe road with THAT chicken.
What is your definition of
chicken?
ALGORE:
I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I missone?
DICK CHENEY:
Where's my gun?
AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white?
We need some black chickens?
Fordwill1953:
There a new forecast for chickens that have borrowed carelessly over the past 3 years.
Their eggs are now worthless.
No one should care if he crosses the road or not.
Dr.
Richard Pazdur
We have delayed the approval of the chicken crossing the road until there is more detail that the chicken can cross the road safely.
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Ed Edelman of Perspective Capital Hedge Fund:
Until the chicken crosses the road successfully, we are going to go short on him and his family.
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Von e Let me call the Oval office to find out why, when & whether he crossed the road.
K.D.
He crossed to road to "survive"
Msg # 208674 Posted 8/2/200811:17:31 PMbyDodger Blue Recs: 1
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answers from Some Famous People...
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Mitch: We believe survival is the Gold standard in evaluating how a chicken crosses the road.
The chicken's progress is similar to earlier chickens' attempt to cross the road.
We will know more when the chicken crosses the center line of the road sometime in 2h '08.
If it gets to the center line and has not been run over to within 0.05 percent of its life, we will immediately submit application to the crossing guard for all chickens to cross the road.
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