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Why did the chicken cross the road? - Bahamas Issues Bahamian Web Community
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BARACK OBAMA : The chicken crossed the road because it was time for
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Change !
> The chicken wanted change !
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> >JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he
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Recognized
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The
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> >HILLARY CLINTON : When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little
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Chicken to cross the road.
This experience makes me uniquely qualified to
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Ensure that every chicken in this country gets the chance
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It > deserves to cross the road.
But then, this really isn't about me.
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BUSH : We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
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We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not.
The
> chicken is either against us, or for us.
There is no middle ground here.
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> >DICK CHENEY : Where's my gun?
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> >COLIN POWELL : Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
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Satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
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> >BILL CLINTON : I did not cross the road with that chicken.
What is your
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Definition of chicken?
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> >AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
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> >JOHN KERRY : Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!
It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the
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Chicken's intentions.
I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
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> >AL SHARPTON : Why are all the chickens white?
We need some black
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Chickens.
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>DR. PHIL : The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize
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That he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road.
What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems
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Before adding new problems.
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> >OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is
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Why he wants to cross this road so bad.
So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
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> >ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
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> >NANCY GRACE : That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty !
You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
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>> >MARTHA STEWART : No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going.
I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level.
No little bird gave me any insider information.
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> >DR SEUSS : Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
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Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
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> >ERNEST HEMINGWAY : To die in the rain, alone.
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> >JERRY FALWELL : Because the chicken was gay!
Can't you people see the
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Plain truth? That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that
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Chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too.
I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side.' That chicken should not be crossing the road.
It's as plain and as simple as that.
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> >GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
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Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
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> >BARBARA WALTERS : Isn't that interesting?
In a few moments, we will be
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Listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story
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Of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish
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Its > lifelong dream of crossing the road.
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> >ARISTOTLE : It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
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> >JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
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Together, in peace.
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> >BILL GATES : I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross
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Roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
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Checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008.
This new
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>ALBERT EINSTEIN : Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road
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Move beneath the chicken?
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> >COLONEL SANDERS : Did I miss one?
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Bol!!
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This one was already posted, with some Bahamian flair added to it.
http://www.bahamasissues.com/showthr...ken+cross+road
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BOL
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Quote: : This one was already posted, with some Bahamian flair added to it.
http://www.bahamasissues.com/showthr...ken+cross+road LOL I guess this chicken is a Johnny-come-lately.
Lincoln Bain would say the chicken is "outta order"
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Werry good laff.
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The chicken is now in my yard ,
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Quote: : the chicken is now in my yard , cook she up and da army ga come over for BBQ.
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Quote: : cook she up and da army ga come over for BBQ.
das muh neighbour bird man he migh miss it
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Quote: : das muh neighbour bird man he migh miss it tell heem it fer da good of da country.
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Quote: : cook she up and da army ga come over for BBQ.
I want mine curried or jerked.
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Quote: : of the King I want mine curried or jerked.
Vell das up to tonymontana and he little fren
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Quote: : of the King I want mine curried or jerked.
Das muh neighbour tings a say.iffen i kill it he guh no its me, plus it reall aint no chicken its a peacock, and i dont tink i wuh eat no pcock
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Quote: : das muh neighbour tings a say.iffen i kill it he guh no its me, plus it reall aint no chicken its a peacock, and i dont tink i wuh eat no pcock
I guess it would be nice ti try besides tell them Generalcrazy did it.
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Lill Chicken, sounds like a lot of Bush to me.
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