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Dear Chiv's Penis:
I was wondering if you wouldn't mind elucidating on why you think tan lines on women are sexy.
I mean, my taco thinks they're tacky and s 1996.
Love,
Beckto
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I don't mean to be demeaning, but it brings a new meaning of, "To hear the voices in your head."
--The Useless Bastards
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My taco agrees with Beckto's taco.
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Ha! I was eating a taco earlier today and got it all over my face.
Sloppy but delicious!!
What's this thread about?
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Quote: : they're tacky and s 1996.
Try 1986.
Or '76. Or even '66.
But by the 90s, I'm pretty sure it was topless (or nude) tanning all the way.
(Of course, I'm no expert on vintage porn.
I'd have to ask lindyphil about that to be sure.)
However, that very rarity may be why C'sP is into them.
Scarcity breeds demand.
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Unless you have a coupon!
It takes a big man to cry and an even bigger man to laugh at him!
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So far it sounds like straight girls should try to have tanlines and lesbians should avoid tanlines.
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Quote: : Dear Chiv's Penis:
I was wondering if you wouldn't mind elucidating on why you think tan lines on women are sexy.
I mean, my taco thinks they're tacky and s 1996.
I'm not Chiv's penis, but I play one on TV.
It depends on the lines.
Lines that indicate a skimpy (think Brazilian) bikini or a thong evoke the possibility that at some point in the future for some reason, one might find oneself in a position to see said bikini/thong in person, in, say, a hot tub, while drunk, and "blues dancing." That's hawt.
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I'm not Chiv's penis, but I play one on TV.
That's so interesting because I'm not Chiv's penis either but I've seen it on TV.
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Quote: : Quote: : they're tacky and s 1996.
Try 1986.
Or '76. Or even '66.
But by the 90s, I'm pretty sure it was topless (or nude) tanning all the way.
(Of course, I'm no expert on vintage porn.
I'd have to ask lindyphil about that to be sure.)
However, that very rarity may be why C'sP is into them.
Scarcity breeds demand.
Hmmm, I think you are right about that.
I remember when I ran track in high school, the girls would always complain about how they burned their boobs in the tanning beds.
hahaha.
So they'd try running without bras.
I laughed at the stupidity of it (i.e.: silly preppy girls burning their boobies, then yelping at the pain of them then flopping around).
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I'm not on tv, but I've played with...
wait.
What thread is this again?
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Quote: : I'm not on tv, but I've played with...
wait.
What thread is this again?
Chiv's talking penis.
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Chiv's penis rejected me as a facebook friend.
Be nice to the crackheads.
Sometimes they're all you got.
- Pretty Toney
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Http://joestcharles.tripod.com/id15.html
"He won't fly on any airline where the pilots believe in reincarnation."
- Spalding Gray
"Truly, the cobbler's children have no feet."
- Me
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As long as this thread doesn't become "Ask Chiv's Penis A Question, Get an Online Picture Of Chiv's Penis"
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Though, I suppose, that would be a short thread.
-Eff
"Who's card shall I put this on?" -older Bergdorf salesman mistaking Fredo and me as a couple (and delivered with a sly smile)
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Quote: :
Anyone care to make Chiv's crotch my avatar?
I don't have the technology at work right now...
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Much better.
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Unfortunately my penis is too disappointed about this damn misleading headline to answer any questions today:
Great tits cope well with warming
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As headline oops go, that one is pretty massive.
And epic.
(the word does mean the same thing in Britain, so i wonder if there was a big copy editors meeting over its usage in the headline.
Americans would have said "bird species".)
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Quote: : As headline oops go, that one is pretty massive.
And epic.
(the word does mean the same thing in Britain, so i wonder if there was a big copy editors meeting over its usage in the headline.
Americans would have said "bird species".)
Britain is the land of Page 3 Girls so maybe the headline didn't raise an eyebrow there.
On that topic
Dear Chiv's Penis,
Who is your favorite Page 3 Girl?
(NSFW)
Does she have tan lines?
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Quote: : Unfortunately my penis is too disappointed about this damn misleading headline to answer any questions today:
Great tits cope well with warming
You were all set to volunteer, weren't you?
(I think they totally knew what they were doing with that headline.
Nudge, nudge, say no more.
If they'd wanted to avoid a misunderstanding they would have said "Great Tit coping well with warming".)
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