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eBay Forums: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road???? ...
Why DID the chicken cross the road?
BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE!
The chicken wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road.
This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One!
-- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road.
But then, this really isn't about me
DR.
PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road.
What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad.
So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W.
BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not.
The chicken is either against us, or for us.
There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!
It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions.
I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY!
You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going.
I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level.
No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain.
Alone.
JERRY FALWELL:
Because the chicken was gay!
Can't you people see the plain truth?' That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay.
And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too.
I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side.
That chicken should not be crossing the road.
It's as plain and as simple as that.
GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting?
In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book.
Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken.
This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken.
What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?
AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white?
We need some black chickens.
DICK CHENEY:
Where's my gun?
hugs
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"In the end, it will be OK.
If it's not OK, then it's not the end!".
Jc
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ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain.
Alone.
That one still gets me, every time.
LOL
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
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NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY!
You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
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Still kickin' over here.
Sorta.
Hugs
Hi Jaide !!!!
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"In the end, it will be OK.
If it's not OK, then it's not the end!".
Jc
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Vladimir Putin: The chicken was under orders from the centralized Russian Air Command to penitrate foreign airspace probing for weaknesses.
When it returns, all our data will be complete.
It will be invaluable in making foreign policy decisions.
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Liberal :
No chickem should have to suffer the indignity of having to cross and unpaved road every again.
PAVE IT !
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Donald Trump: The chicken crossed the road.
You know, it takes a lot of guts to cross a road.
Now he's over there and you're still here.
Why didn't YOU cross the road?
You're fired!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do.
And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.
Bob Newhart
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:: wh ze! ::
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do.
And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.
Bob Newhart
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Zoyfee- Welcome, welcome to the other side of the road.
Glad to have you here.
Pull up a nest and lay and egg if you like.
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Psycho Chicken
by The Fools
(to the tune of "Psycho Killer")
I can't seem to face up to the facts,
I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax,
This cruel insane man's job is getting me down,
A crazy chicken chasing me all over town
A psycho chicken
Better run run run run run run run away
Oooh oh oh oh aye aye ayee
I don't know just what to do,
He's got a crudge against Frank Berdo,
He's clucking a lot, but he's not saying anything,
I plucked him once!
Why pluck him again?
A psycho chicken
Better run run run run run run run away
Oooh oh oh oh aye aye ayee
Cernel Sanders wants to judge his goose,
But psycho chicken still on the loose,
They caught him down in old hiyo,
They tied up his head and they put him in the oven,
They put him in a box right next to a road,
Put some plaster round his legs and someone took him home,
Ate him for lunch and it tasted real fine,
But the guy who ate him, he just lost his mind!
Psycho chicken
Better run run run run run run run away
Oooh oh oh oh
A psycho chicken
Better run run run run run run run away
Oooh oh oh aye aye aye aye aye aye ayeee.
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Mickey Spillane:
I watched as she crossed the street and I smiled.
She had all her eggs in the right places.
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