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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? - MuslimVillage Forums
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road.
What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad.
So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not.
The chicken is either against us, or for us.
There is no middle ground here.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book.
Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken.
What is your definition of chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
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Lol..not baaaad @ all
Know Allah
No fear
No Allah
Know fear
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Some leb kid chased the chicken....
Hence the lil chick had no other choice but to cross the road.
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Quote: some leb kid chased the chicken....
Hence the lil chick had no other choice but to cross the road.
Anywho. thats funny, brilliant al-muntahaa
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who u laughin at now
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Quote: who u laughin at now
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i admited sometime ago publicly that i will be nice to u....
but guess what I have changed my mind.
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I loved it!!!
but the constant bickering with ocean and co is pissing me off...!!!!
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Hey u man dont make me start it wit u now
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Wow ocean words are gonna scare me
seriously bro, it gets annoying every 10th post constant picking on sisters etc
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Quote: wow ocean words are gonna scare me
seriously bro, it gets annoying every 10th post constant picking on sisters etc
I gotta agree man.
I know ferdi and I can make smart comments at each other a bit but I really do try to keep it to a minimum, or at least somewhat related to the topic.
love you guys but yeah....get msn!
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Even reading it the second time round i still find it funny
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Quote: wow ocean words are gonna scare me
seriously bro, it gets annoying every 10th post constant picking on sisters etc
just her
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Quote: I gotta agree man.
I know ferdi and I can make smart comments at each other a bit but I really do try to keep it to a minimum, or at least somewhat related to the topic.
love you guys but yeah....get msn!
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Quote: wow ocean words are gonna scare me
seriously bro, it gets annoying every 10th post constant picking on sisters etc
yeh cuz..
Tell him..
ppffttt all he does is stalk and pick on me
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Quote: just her
lies..
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Quote: yeh cuz.. tell him..
ppffttt all he does is stalk and pick on me
u make me
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You left out teh funniest one, it was by reverand fred nile, about the chicken being gay!!
Lolololololoololollo!!
"yes i've heard women and children first.
But we do not employ children.
We are not a sweat shop...thankfully.
And uh women are equal in the workplace by law....sooo I let them out first and I've got a lawsuit on my hands.
- Michael Scott
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Hilarious
Put aside your pride,
Set down your arrogance,
And remember your grave.~
- Ali ibn Abu Talib (radiAllahu anhu)
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